Me --
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, survival is primary and everyone has a role.
I'll have to save the cats and be the driver. Let's face it, in times of panic and disaster, my calm, cool-headed approach and accelerated driving skills will come in handy. Not to mention, my speedy packing skills.
The Boy (aka James) --
His role in the escape from the undead herd is navigator. Since his phone has a faster connection, he'll have to download all the late breaking news and use Google maps to get us to a safe zone.
Stella (aka poo-face, bear, stelli-relli) --
She'll probably be throwing up in the car. She hates car rides. She also hates everyone except us. I'm guessing undead or not she won't be happy to see them. So her role is being fuzzy and cozy (with just us of course).
Jackie O'Lantern (aka wacky jackie, bear #2) --
Since she's the most cat-like, she'll be the radar for detecting encroaching zombies and/or survivors. Like the best hunting dog, she has a good stare down and ear up mode to alert us in advance. Weapons up!
